‘Serpent!’ screamed the Pigeon. ‘I’m NOT a serpent!’ said Alice indignantly. ‘Let me alone!’ ‘Serpent, I say again!’ repeated the Pigeon, but in a more subdued tone, and added with a kind of sob, ‘I’ve tried every way, and nothing seems to suit them!’ ‘I haven’t the least idea what you’re talking about,’ said Alice. ‘I’ve tried the roots of trees, and I’ve tried banks, and I’ve tried hedges,’ the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; ‘but those serpents! There’s no pleasing them!’ Alice was more and more puzzled, but she thought there was no use in saying anything more till the Pigeon had finished.’

‘I don’t believe it,’ said the Pigeon; ‘but if they do, why then they’re  a kind of serpent, that’s all I can say.’ This was such a new idea to Alice, that she was quite silent for a  minute or two, which gave the Pigeon the opportunity of adding, ‘You’re  looking for eggs, I know THAT well enough; and what does it matter to me  whether you’re a little girl or a serpent?’ ‘It matters a good deal to ME,’ said Alice hastily; ‘but I’m not looking  for eggs, as it happens; and if I was, I shouldn’t want YOURS: I don’t  like them raw.’ ‘Well, be off, then!’ said the Pigeon in a sulky tone, as it settled  down again into its nest. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as  she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and  every now and then she had to stop and untwist it.